I wasn’t acquainted with facebook that time; but orkut was my friend since last two months. As everyone was, I was too interested in getting into social networking when I was kind of person who preferred being less social. Every new (online) friend gave me a new scope of exploration that too when it was actually the era of thing called exploring. I knew the thing called divide and rule, I also knew a country runs with the knowledge called political Science or in a word, politics; then I also heard about the word called love; on the other side it also covered topics like foreplay, oral and intercourse. There was a big element called fun; but the bigger one was fun making.
That was the time when a kid was fed into a processing scheduled for a period of four years for delivering a product called (mature) engineer. There were actually many intermediate points (forgetting those major and minor attacks) between these four years when you need to take out your pen and without omitting the asterisk sign, begin penning the mature lesson of the day. If I would have done that way back, I must have bothered you to read all those 4 into 365 such points; lucky you, I just got a few and rest all is history:
* Politics is nothing less than God, it is too present everywhere. But here, being an atheist will be a big time problem.
* Accepting that you study during semester is much more sinful act than faking an orgasm. There is no other worse word than phodu that can fill immense humiliation in you.
* Falling in love is easy, falling again is extremely difficult; but falling once again is easiest.
* You may be cent percent selfless for a special one, but if your friend does so, what other word than chu**** can define him.
* Divide and rule isn’t a rotten philosophy; groupism still has its own pros and cons in the land to which we belong.
* Although Political science (netagiri), HR management (Jugaad Technology) and Lovology don’t have any credits in our curriculum; but the credit for maturity factor goes to them.
*People are mean, selfish, moody, choosy, weird, classy, cheesy, stubborn, irritating, but still there will be some to whom you will consider beyond their imperfections. Life’s vulgar, but they make it f**king awesome.
* If not others, getting high by drinks may help you; and that too when you are not good at crying out loud.
* If you aren’t diplomat, the tags like true as well as rude belong to you. But, beyond a level of maturity none of the tag will ever bother you.
* Change is inevitable; that too when you are along with friends who are always broke.
* Read the above point again.
If you feel like adding any point of your own experience, do share it (but without omitting the asterisk sign.) J
